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Old Aug 21, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #3121
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only during the golden age of trading when rare items were truly rare and desired.

why don't you like beaver?
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #3122
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because i havent found a good recipe yet

why doesnt the sun come up at night..? i mean it would be really useful then as people would be able to see where they are going instead of stumbling around bruising their shins on the table
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #3123
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Because then no1 will ever bruise their Shins on the table

Why dont i hear any sound when i turn my speakers off?
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #3124
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because you're deaf.

how long will it take to completely flood the earth if you turned on the garden hose at max output?
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35   #3125
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Because that would imply the world is flat..and we dont want to have to re-prove that again!
(Buy a lamp you cheap @#$%!)

What's a nebula....and for chits sakes a herd of 'them' are called nebulea....souds like a bunch of bored scientists watched to may monday night beer commercials before coming up with this name.......Yall post to fast!
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 02:00 PM // 14:00   #3126
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spacey gas

How many firemen does it take to remove a chastity belt?
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 03:21 PM // 15:21   #3127
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10, 9 guys to use the jaws of life and the other one to distract her



Why does tiger woods keep winning?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #3128
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Because he can control the ball telekinetically

Why don't people believe in telekinesis
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #3129
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they don't?

why can't/don't we use out brains to communicate telepathically?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #3130
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i do, and you should too! it's heaps of fun!! just need to develop the ability and practice!

what am i telepathically telling you right now?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 07:54 AM // 07:54   #3131
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that Lord Cooper is a wammo?

did I get it right?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #3132
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lol umm okay sure!

where is the lil bugger anyway?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #3133
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I don't know - maybe if we call his name he will come.

"Lord Cooper"

"Where aaaarrrreeee yooooouuuuuu?"

Why is someone coughing and spluttering like they're dying down the corridor?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:28 AM // 08:28   #3134
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they're practising for a role in a play where their character coughs, splutters and dies.

are they convincing?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #3135
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very

why is it yellow?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #3136
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cause you didn't wash your hands after eating twisties before touching it.

what's yellow?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:32 AM // 08:32   #3137
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the thing

where's the wammo?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34   #3138
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lurking in the shadows.

what's he doing there?
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #3139
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i like lurking.. makes those stealth attacks so much easier

where did i leave my bank card??
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #3140
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he's putting mending on before he comes out to face his adoring fans

who are wammo fans?
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